well. to start. happy birthday. i'm sorry i actually missed your birthday, and this message is kind of pathetic. i can't do a lot because i'm being rushed today. so, let's start. i met you back on ... what account was it ? birdsong ? we go waaaaaaay back, and i was heartbroken when you left me forever. but now you're back and i love you for doing so. this is ... kind of awkward for me, because you're older and i'm trying not to baby you in this message. and i'm trying not to say hun. it's a bad habit of mine. so, you're 13, right ? jesus, you're old. next thing that'll happen is that you'll be finding grey hairs in your wicker chair and your dentures in the sink. okay, so i'm sorry i missed your birthday, and this message sucks ass, but i'm doing the best i can right now. my grades are coming alone fine, thanks for asking ! i currently have a "c" in math, but i could most likely raise it to a b- or higher. and in english, well i'm pretty sure i'll a good grade there, too. so if i raise my grades, i keep horse lessons and i can come on more often in the week ! well, this is the end. and i love you.
happy birthday, iiah. c:
(here's a moose. i like mooses, so i thought i'd better put it with this note.)
HAVE AN ECSTATIC BIRTHDAY <3
Oh my oh so lovely unicorn of mine, just mine, no one else's:
I love you, you keep me going, your positiveness and you lit me up these days, :)
I hope the best for you, you better make a damn good wish,
I mean, you're the unicorn to ma beast >3
We shall stick together forever in this heaven of loveee,
one of our best V.I.P's friendship on paradise <3
happy valentine's day, iiah. i fucking love you. a lot. so i got you a teddy bear. do whatever you want with him. c:
he's a teddy bear assassin. he disguises himself like a teddy bear, then he does something amazing ...
stays a teddy bear for iiah to love. but he thinks he is a ninja, so please don't give him nun chucks or jackie chan figurines. and don't let him watch japanese shows. makes him go bonkers.