Hey! Hey you! Yes baby, you Dennis, I just wanted
to remind you that I love and miss you dearly! <3
And you need to get on and talk to your beautiful
wifey that you haven't talked to in awhile. <3 c: :*
quit whoring on my computer all the god damn time.
stop eating all the gushers.
don't walk around in your underwear when my mom is home.
quit whoring on my computer all the fucking time.
don't ever use my toothbrush again, because that's nasty.
don't erase my super mario bro games. that's just wrong ):
spray something, anything, in the bathroom when you're done pooping.
quit whoring on my god damn computer all the time.
please don't make me smell your gages ever again.
put sunscreen on more often. i like you. i don't want you to
have skin cancer.
shave off your goatee and grow your mustache back.
don't fart in my presence. we're really close, but your farts smell really bad.
quit whoring on my fucking computer all the time.
stop trying to persuade me to buy a monkey. it can't happen.
quit being a major douche bag. it's not attractive.
get your chest tattoo colored. because it'd be cooler.
get back into your band so you're not bumming around my house all day.
and last of all...
QUIT EATING SO MUCH SHIT!!!!
all of that is my way of saying i love you.
you're gonna do great now that you're back home.
you've learned from your mistakes and i have high hopes for you.
stay as long as you'd like. you're always welcome.
you've been in my life for a long time.
and even though you piss me off on a daily basis
and you annoy the shit out of me all the fucking time,
i love you. and you're gonna make it dear.
you're going to do great things, i know it.
keep your head up, because you're beautiful.
and you have so much potential.
i love you friend.i love you so much.