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Name:   deathwish.
Birthday:   1920-01-01
Joined:   2010-10-24
Are you stoned, or just stupid?
It's Simple, Call me John and I'll call you what you want to be called. Seventeen years of living.
Fuck with me, and I'll fuck with you. An eye for a eye bitch. Lets leave this whole world blind.
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dreamcatcher. writes:
are you okay?

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 7:05:27pm

dreamcatcher. writes:
lol your turn

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 7:02:16pm

dreamcatcher. writes:
i got one, i found it online...
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:53:02pm

starwars. writes:
haha i'll watch you fail

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:52:31pm

starwars. writes:
that time? there is more times to come

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:50:43pm

dreamcatcher. writes:
okay give me a few. all the ones i've found so far are corny

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:50:30pm

starwars. writes:
hahah caught red handed :)

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:50:04pm

starwars. writes:
starwars. writes:
haha your mature? what? when? haha

Posted on: Jan 30th 2011, 4:50:12pm

trying to lie to me buahah you bitch! :D

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:49:32pm

starwars. writes:
LIIES! i will see on your comments!

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:48:56pm

dreamcatcher. writes:
lol okay you start :)
i gotta look some up :x

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:46:02pm

starwars. writes:
are you trying to lie to me? O.o

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:45:49pm

dreamcatcher. writes:
idk D;

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:40:37pm

starwars. writes:
I dont even remember what I said haha

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:38:41pm

dreamcatcher. writes:

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:37:24pm

dreamcatcher. writes:
aww c:

Posted on: Feb 3rd 2011, 6:28:55pm

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