1. Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shalt be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shalt be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shalt unleash the bats.
6. Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything (even
7. Thou shalt respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of the chemical
9. Thou shalt see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shalt rock hard
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the bats of hell
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1. Thou Shalt Accept Death As It Comes
2. Thou Shalt Sing And March Without Question
3. Thou Shalt Face Fear And Regret
4. Thou Shalt Let Go Of Your Dreams
5. Thou Shalt Give Blood
6. Thou Shalt Fear Thy Sins
7. Thou Shalt Protect Thy Brothers In Arms
8. Thou Shalt Darken Thy Clothes
9. Thou Shalt Not Walk This World Alone
10. THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!
(x) You're born in April
( ) You've been addicted to alcohol and/or drugs
(x) You're a born leader
(x) You love drawing and you do it well
(x) You love singing
(x) You don't take sh** from anyone
() You're afraid of needles
( ) You call your friends with their last names instead of their names
(x) You've got siblings and you love them
( ) You're the oldest child
( ) You're born in July
(x) You play the guitar
() You've got a scar on your head
() You can't swim
( ) You've got a FRO!!!
( ) You're 6'1"
() You're shy
( ) You wear contact lenses
() You're called mastermind or the quiet geneius
() People do/used to laugh at You
( ) You're born in September
( ) You play bass
( ) You're near-sightened
() You wear glasses
() You feel an urge to stick a fork into a toaster
() You're seen as the lil kid/brother/sister of your family or mates
(x) You're the youngest sibling
(x) You're the skinniest in your group of friends
( ) You've put a heater IN the shower
( ) You're born in October
(x ) You're the hyperest of your group
(x) You rattle on your guitar
(x) You're short
(x) You love tattoos AND piercing
(x ) You're younger than all your friends
(x) You think homophobia is gay
(x)You mess with your friend's head
(x) You are seen as immature
(x)You always have a pair of fingerless gloves on.
( ) You're born in December
() You don't talk much
( ) You're born in a different part of the country, according to your friends
() You hate people filming you
( ) You prefer cats to dogs
( ) You play drums
( ) One of your friends messes with your head
() You are constantly irritated with one of your friends (but I love 'em anyway)
( ) You're scary when serious
(x) You zone out a lot
WOOT IM FRANK BITCHES
~~~this made me cry--Here's to the kids who were never okay, who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling, who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely. The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others. Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses, here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes. Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys. Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the Black Parade. Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone. To the kids who could've been a better son/daughter. Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set the Ferris wheels ablaze. To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink. Here's to the kids with poison and pills. To the kids who Fire At Will. Here's to the kids who loved Pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW. Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans. Your dedication is what makes the world go round.~~~~
THINGS I LIKE--
THINGS I LOVE--
-Rydon(ryan rossXbrendon urie)
-Ferard (Frank ieroXGerard way)
-panic at the disco( now !less)
-fall out boy
-my chemical romance
-slash(haha cant deny it)
THINGS I HATE--
-zac efron GAY
-high skool musical
-disney channel stars
Gerard Way Puts The 'Laughter' In 'Manslaughter'.
Mikey Way Can Slam Revolving Doors.
The Chief Export Of Frank Iero Is Pain.
Mikey Way Counted To Infinity...Twice.
Frank Iero Can Divide By Zero.
The Grass Is Always Greener On The Other Side. Unless Gerard Way Has Been There, Then It's Soaked With Tears And Blood.
The Frank Iero Once Visited The Virgin Islands. They Are Now The Islands.
Gerard Way Sleeps With A NightLight. Not Because Gerard Way Is Afraid Of The Dark, But Because The Dark Is Afraid Of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way Is The Reason Waldo Is Hiding.
A Tsunami Is Water Running Away From Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Get Brain Freeze. Slurpees Know When To Back The Fuck Off.
Bob Bryar Doesn't Teabag The Ladies. He Potato-Sacks Them.
Mikey Way Can Speak Braille.
Frank Iero Jacks Off To Monster Trucks.
Jeeves Asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar Is Late, Time Better Slow The Fuck Down.
Geico Saved 15% A Year By Switching To Gerard Way.
Ray Toro Went Back In Time And Stopped The JFK Assination By Catching The Bullet In Mid-Air. JFK's Head Just Exploded In Sheer Amazement.
Gerard Way Has To Sort His Laundry Into Three Loads: Darks, Whites, And Bloodstains.
Jesus Walked On Water. Gerard Way Walked On Jesus.
When Frank Iero Gives You The Finger, He's Telling You How Many Seconds You Have Left To Live.
Gerard Way Doesn't Use Pick-Up Lines, He simply Says "Now."
Mikey Way Is Like A Tsunami. If You Can See Him Coming, It's Already Too Late.
Bob Bryar Ate The Stay Puff Marshmallow Man.
Ray Toro Didn't Vote For Pedro. He Deported Him.
When God Said, "Let There Be Light", Gerard Way Said, "Say Please."
------A real MCR fan:
1.Real M.C.R fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
2.Real M.C.R fans know Gerard Way's brother's name
3.Real M.C.R fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4.Real M.C.R fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5.Real M.C.R fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
6.Real M.C.R fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a M.C.R concert.
7.Real M.C.R fans have this on their profile
fuck i KNOW im about to cry--
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were NEVER okay.
This is dedicated to everyone:
Who was a demolition lover,
Who was NEVER okay,
Who was Welcomed to the Black Parade.
This is for every Patient, Helena and Harmless vampire,
This is for every single fan who may never get to see them play,
Who live Life on the Murder Scene,
Who cried watching The Ghost Of You,
Who wanted MCR for christmas,
This is for every fan who worried about Bobs burn,
Who are obsessed with Rays hair,
Who mourned the loss of Mikeys glasses,
Who worry about Franks health,
Who search the internet endlessly for new articles on the band
And those who help Gerard stay sober,
This is to, Everyone whos not afraid to keep on living.
You Know You're an MCR Fan When...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MCR FREAK WHEN:
-Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
-You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
-You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
-You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
-You feel like burning the TRL building down
-You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
-You have a MCR song for every point in your day
-You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
-You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
-You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
-You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!
-You are on this page.
-You have seen EVERY music video, including 'the old version of i'm not okay (i promise)'
-Your desktop wallpaper is MCR themed.
-You hate yourself coz you're too much of a chicken sh!t to blow up a microwave like Mikey did.
-You check their website everyday.
-You are in despair because MCR is becoming mainstream.
-You sing 'I'm Not Okay' so many times that your friends have to ask if you're actually okay.
-You think there should be a religon of MCRNESS.
-Your heart skips a beat when you hear the words 'Chemical' or 'Romance.'
-You know all the words to all their songs.
-You know more about MCR than you do about your friends.
-You constantly find yourself quoting the members.
-It upsets you to see rows of 'Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge' for just anyone to buy.
-You name your pets after Mikey, Ray, Frank, Bob and Gerard.
-You celebrate their Birthdays.
-You think that people who do not know about MCR, do not deserve to be glorified with the greatness that is MCR.
-You know who Matt Pelisser is and you know that he is no longer in the band.
-You write 'My Chemical Romance' upon basically anything that is hard enough to write on.
-You have written to them at least twice.
-You have created a website dedicated to the band.
-Everyone knows you as 'That Crazy MCR Freak.'
-Everything someone says reminds you of a MCR song or quote.
-You know what The Breakfast Monkey is.
-You have MCR ringtones.
-You're actually happy for MCR to have girlfriends, instead of plotting to kill them.
-You want to visit New Jersey.
-You love MCR not only because of how cute Gerard/Frankie/Mikey/Bob/Ray are.
-You read this to the end.
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