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"In What Twisted Universe does Mastering Eddie Van Halen's Two-Handed Arpeggio Technique Count as "Absolutely Nothing"?"
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Satoshi Kobayashi
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1983-10-29
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No One Remembered My Birthday...
Not surprising
Whats Up Losers. I really dont know why I am telling you people anything about me but I am bored..So here it goes. I am Satoshi Kobayashi..Drummer of the Band Life on Hold. Dont know me..I dont care..if you do know me..i still dont care. I also am a Tattoo Artist when not on tour. Dont ask me to do your tattoo..cause i wont..unless i like it..in which cause i still might not do it. I dont live but anybody's rules but my own..number one of which is dont trust anybody but yourself..I am a Metal Sparrowman as well as a demon...I have One Brother..Tanjiro..he is a nerd..a writer or whatever..and a sister who i actually never see..so its not important. I was raised alone by my mother...my father left when i was younger..anyway he is head of the police force now. I have a close group of friends..mainly the same from high school, Rayek Inahara and Luca Reiji. We were fucking notorious for being troublemakers..but that made us pretty popular..like local celebrities or some shit. Rayek was known as the Romantic, Luca the Master Mind, and I was the Bad Boy. That was long ago though.
Now I live with my band mate Kei Sato..his wife Isabella and his two kids Kamora and Keito..as well as my twin boys Taro and Ryuu and my daughter Ayame. Taro and Ryuu's Mother is Mia Bay...the love of my life..but i lost her when the twins were one..she died giving birth to our daughter. Our daughter Miki didnt make it either. Ayame's mother is Akira Utada who just left one day without saying a word. Needless to say I have a lot to be bitter about. Dont ask me to be your friend..i wont...Dont ask me why I am an asshole..I just am..you dont like it..i dont care..
I DONT LIVE FOR ANYBODY ELSE BUT MYSELF Satoshi 聡 Kobayashi
Age:26
Occupation: Tattoo Artist and Drummer of Life on Hold
Dating: No one
Type of SparrowMan:Metal
Human Form
SparrowMan Form
Demon Form(You Never Want To See Me In This Form) Likes:Smoking..Smoking and more Smoking. Riding my Bike (Motorcycle..not a Bike Bike) Sword Fighting, Booze, TV, Sketching Tattoo’s, Playing My Drums, Taro and Ryuu, Drinking Games, Torturing Kei, Torturing Jakine, Proving People Wrong, Being an Asshole.
Dislikes: Everything Else
Talent: Bending Metal and Sword Fighting
My Sons
Name: Taro 太郎 Kobayashi Name: Ryuu 竜 Kobayashi Birthday: November 24 Age: 11 Type: Ground Fast Flying(Sky) Crush: Keiko Yamazaki Crush: Megumi Maruyama Taro Likes: Using his Powers to Show off for Girls, Throwing Things, Bugging Ryuu and Calling Him a Pansy, Stealing My Cigarettes and Kei's Crosses, Playing Pranks, Talking Back to everybody, Watching Cartoons, Going with Me to the Tattoo Parlor, Watching Me Play Shows, CEREAL!!, Video Games, Hanging out with Kaylee and Keito, his "Man cave", Drinking Root Beer and Pretending its Beer, and Me his Dad.
Dislikes: When People Confuse Him as Ryuu, When Ryuu whines, People Liking Ryuu More then Him, When I Yell at him, When Ryuu Tattles on Him, Being told No
Ryuu Likes: Music, Flowers, Helping to Cook, Playing Baseball, Coloring, Shopping, Video Games, Watching Cartoons, Calling Taro a Delinquent, Running Fast, Reading, Leesha, Pretty Things, Watching videos of his Mom Sing, and Mia his Mother
Dislikes: When People Confuse Him as Taro, When Taro Throws Things at Him for Tattling, When Taro Makes Fun of Him, When People Leave him
This Is Tybalt...Ryuu's Dog..I Hate This Thing...
This is Their Mother, Mia....She was Taken from Us Too Soon
My Daughter
Ayame 菖蒲 Kobayashi
Age:2
Type of Fairy: Psychic(she is also half demon)
My Brother
Tanjiro Kobayashi
Age:20
Married to Kiya Kobayashi
Type of SparrowMan: Electric
Human Form
SparrowMan Form
Demon Form Likes: Reading, Writing, Music, Video Games, Football, Mind Puzzles and Riddles, and Kiya (He Really Loves her)
Dislikes: People who Hurt Kiya
Talent: Stunning People and Controlling Lightning Tanjiro and Kiya
My Band
Life On Hold
Me
Drums
BIO: Satoshi is the Oldest of the Group at 26. He is also the most mature. He takes what he does very seriously. Satoshi and Rayek have been best friends since high school. Satoshi is currently single
Rayek
Guitar, Vocals, and Lead Songwriter
Bio: Rayek and I Started the Band Back in High School. Rayek is pretty opinionated and holds a lot of Grudges. Rayek is the Most Popular in the Band besides Zero and has an Army of Fan girls. He has been dating my old Sensei's daughter Kahvi for 4 years. Rayek's Page
Zero
Bass and Vocals
BIO: Zero is the Youngest in the band at 16. He Replaced Yuu after the Band dropped him. Zero is Kinda Apathetic and doesnt Care for Most things except his girlfriend Nami. Zero's Page
Kei
Lead Vocals
BIO: Kei is 19. Kei is the player of the group and often gets distracted by a pretty girl. Kei is a great showmen and knows how to work a crowd. He is the only band member who plays in full sparrowman form. Kei's Profile
Our First Top Ten Single
My Sensei
Name: Masoto Niten
Age: 40 (age when killed 9 years ago)
Family: Mieko Niten(Wife also Killed), Kahvi(oldest daughter), Kaki(second oldest daughter), Ino(second youngest daughter), Yuni (youngest daughter)
My Students
Name: Aimi Inahara (Rayek and Kahvi's Daughter)
Age: 13
She is still a beginner but she learns fast...
I still dont know if she is doing this because she wants to
or to impress a boy...
Name: Yuni Niten (My Sensei's Youngest Daughter)
Age:10
Yuni is an interesting student...Being the youngest of my Sensei's daughters( she was only 1 when he was killed) she is the most talented and seems to have gotten her Father's sword skills. She is an Animal Fairy, which means she can turn herself or objects into animals..the Spirit of two wolves, Cutter and Blades, live inside her swords lending her their power..
More Pictures of Me Cause Im Awesome
This is Me for Sure--->
My Mugshot..Yeah its Pretty Awesome...
Fuck Yeah!
Ugh Just Leave Me Alone!
Me and My Weapon...and Trust Me I
know How to Use it Fuckers
Me and My Dorky Little Brother Tanjiro
Luca and I
Best Song and Video Ever Made
This Reminds Me of The Hellions for Some Reason
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